"He read that squirrels are high in cholesterol." - Catherine "I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas and we're all in misery." - Ellen "And why is the carpet all wet, Todddddd?" - Margo Chester "Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down." - Ellen "You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant." - Uncle Lewis "Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?" - Audrey I'm freezing my baguettes off." - Grandpa Art I gotta get to bed-and brush my teeth, feed the hog, do the laundry, wash the car, still got some homework to do." - Rusty "Welcome to our home-what's left of it." - Ellen You don't gotta put on your coat to go to the bathroom, and your house is always parked in the same place!" - Ruby Sue
"We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas." - Clark "Wouldn't be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren't hooter than they-hotter than they are." - Clark "I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul." - Clark "Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination." - Clark "I'm gonna catch it in a coat, and smack it with a hammer!" - Clark This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here." - Clark Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised." - Clark "Worse?! How could things get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We're at the threshold of hell!!" - Clark "This isn't charity it's family." - Clark You're sure to have the "hap-hap-happiest Christmas" ever! Use these Christmas Vacation movie quotes to make a funny Christmas Instagram caption, fill out a Christmas card, or win Christmas trivia. 😂.Īhead, you'll find the funniest one-liners (and even two- to three-liners) that made this classic Christmas moviean enduring hit.
In fact, the best Christmas Vacation movie quotes live in our heads rent-free all year round-kind of like how Cousin Eddie lives at Clark's house during the holidays. But when it comes to the funniest Christmas movies of all time, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation definitely tops the list! Iconic characters like Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) and Cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) have given us so many laughs, not to mention hilarious Christmas quotes that we still reference to this day. There are plenty of great Christmas movies out there that are perfect for streaming this holiday season.
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